OMG, like the prom is coming! I soooo don't want to miss this. I have to, like, start shopping for my dress, fix my hair, OMG, what if I don't get asked to the prom! OMG, I'm going to hurl!
Okay, take a Chill Pill, I know I will get asked! Now to get ready!
Like, why don't you join me so we, can um, like get ready, and check out all the hotties. Gawd, I hope there are no gnarly looking guys there! Like, gag me with a spoon!
Like, I better start getting ready. It's only like, well, May 3rd! I bet the prom is going to be totally bitchin'!
BTW: If you have the McMenamins Passport, this is an opportunity to get some stamps!